Current location:	work
Current mood:	astonished
Current music:	two girls are chatting. I can only assume it's about me.

Ridiculous claims by Conserve a pedia.
Reading through the "Obama is likely the first Muslim President" page is astounding. Their evidence:

• Obama declared in prepared remarks, "The United States has been enriched by Muslim Americans. Many other Americans have Muslims in their families or have lived in a Muslim-majority country - I know, because I am one of them." Oh selective bolding, you can prove any point you like!
  
• Obama used his Muslim middle name when sworn in as President.
  
• Obama stated that the autobiography of Malcolm X, a Nation of Islam leader who became a Muslim, inspired him in his youth. God, if only he'd been inspired by Mein Kampf, then we'd know he was a Christian!
  
• Obama's background, education, and outlook are Muslim, and fewer than 1% of Muslims convert to Christianity.
  
• Obama tries to downplay his Islamic background by claiming that his Kenyan Muslim father was a "confirmed atheist" before Obama was born, but in fact less than 1% of Kenyans are atheists, agnostics, or non-religious

Oh my god...I just realised something...Obama can't be president!! Statistics prove it: less than 0.000001% of people have EVER been president! What are the odds that he is?

Statistics never lie, people!